A Quotable History of Dark Risings

For your amusement, I present a collection of quotable moments from Dark Risings’ history. I’ve included both IC and OOC comments because I’d hate to deprive you merely for the sake of ‘real’ history. And begging your pardon if they’re a bit lewd, that’s just who we are.

Krithana says 'Chaz, you left me for Rayleen while I was gone and didn't even have the decency to tell me when I saw you?'
Krithana says 'Thank you for clearing that up, Chaz. Now please excuse me I have a date with the bottom of a cliff.'

Elminars pats his midget lovingly.

[IC] Kendor: 'I think it's a combination of mint and toejam.'

Marsil flaunts his massive breasts.

Herumpheren giggles, then belches.

Elladan grabs at Ledana's shit.

Jaheira says 'I ask you one last time...'
Merrik says 'No I will not share your bed'

Twila says 'would hate to crash inta any big balls, sounds painful'

[IC] Kailaldan: 'you beating my criminal with out my permision?'

Malkazez hands his package to Oksah.

Bevandera thinks Alecca needs to cut down on the crack-abuse.
Alecca stops abusing her crack.

Syphon bites large chunk of head.

[IC] Kaliska: 'If you are thinking about seeking the Order Dleise, think again.'
[IC] Kaliska: 'If you cannot follow hierarchy in a band of witches you cannot do so in a military organization.'
[IC] Kaliska: 'Perhaps you should pursue a career with the Dawn.'

Corgan says 'Because if you do, I'll gladly BURN you like I BURNED your mother.'

auction Valek: 'regal looking tiger begins to clean his sweaty balls with his tongue like other cats.'
auction Valek: 'shit'
auction Valek: 'mischannel'

[IC] Fred: 'where do i get the silk satin and all that stuff whats the name of the shopkeeper'
You [IC]:'Yes, good 'ol Shopkeeper Clestus...'
[IC] Fred: 'okay thanks'
You [IC]:'I disclaim all responsibility for whatever happens to you.'
--> Fred got toasted by The Abbot Clestus at The Abbot's Study
[IC] Fred: 'ive been killed'

Isri has transferred you.
QuiGon arrives from a puff of smoke.
Isri says 'Stop it.'
QuiGon waves a hand before Isri.
Quigon says 'You will not remember our IPs.'

Astyron says 'you should keep your middle ages fantasy roll play here'
Astyron says 'and do silly roleplay elsewhere'

Ischade says 'although it don't help me, since im goin inactive'
Anuvis says 'I'd ask if I could have your stuff, but um...'
Ischade exclaims 'You guys already took it! Hah, real funny lardass.'

[IC] Elminars: 'So Dietrich'
[IC] Elminars: 'I think you have a cell of people wanting to get out.'
[IC] Dietrich: 'How did everyone get in there?'
[IC] Lumus: 'We were summoned.'
[IC] Elminars: 'I will begin executing my hostages.'

You say 'Hey Krull.'
You ask 'Wanna see something really, really funny?'
Krull asks 'Whats that?'
You say 'Our guilds are at war.'
You say 'And it's April Fool's day.'
You say 'The fool part is, this room isn't safe.'
You say 'So surprise.'
Krull has some big nasty wounds and scratches

From a note: ‘Needless to say, we fell on him like a sack of angry, angry bricks.’
[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'Angry angry bricks'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'I like that'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Gillikus: 'I thought you might.'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'Good show, Gillikus.'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Gillikus: '-tip-'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'That earns quote of the month, status'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'You have failed to disappoint me thus far, Gillikus'
[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'This makes me happy.'

[Crimson Rain] Sir Elminars: 'I havent seen you this giddy since you stabbed that orphan girl in the face.'
[Crimson Rain] Lord Bevildera: 'Ah yes...a stern warning to others who would look at me funny.'

Next time I run a protected quest, that extends to those transed to clestus afterward that still have the quest flag on themselves. Violate my quest protection again and I'll violate you worse than any bubba has ever even dreamt of doing

[ 85] Gillikus: HEHEHEHEHEHE
Thu Mar 20 21:30:49 2003
To: all
Phase 1: Quest
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit

Magar says 'I focus on self preservation above others, thats why I revoke my application.'
You say 'Good.'
You say 'I'm going to revoke your head clean off your neck next time you leave safe.'
Magar says 'You oppose no threat to me.'

You tell Sondry 'Hello.'
Sondry replies 'sorry, real busy Gil.'
c 'locate p' sondry
Sondry: Mark's Back Office

[OOC] Mithra: 'use nature disasters like every other diety'
[OOC] Bevandera: 'I am a good and loving god. I kill with my own two hands.'
[OOC] Gortan: 'thats doesn't sound to good, or loving...'
[OOC] Bevandera: 'Silence or death, heathen.'

--> Azyrneth got toasted by Cinos at A Narrow Canyon [room 12473]
[OOC] Azyrneth: 'how many l's in vermilion'
[OOC] Cinos: 'Two'
[OOC] Cinos: 'GAh.